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Random thoughts about work…
….and life in general
The nice thing about teamwork is you always
have others on your side.
I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least
kind of tired.
Can we all just agree to ignore whatever
comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have
to restart my collection...again.
Snowflakes are one of nature’s most fragile
things, but just look what they can do when
they stick together.
I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I bet on any
given Friday or Saturday night more kisses
begin with Miller Lite than Kay’s.
A positive attitude may not solve every
problem, but it makes solving any problem a
more pleasant experience.
Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if
they told you how the person died.
Delegating work works, provided the one
delegating works too.
The trouble with doing nothing is you never
know when you’re done.
It is amazing how much you can
accomplish when it doesn't matter who
gets the credit.
I hate it when I just miss a call (Hello? Darn
it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings
nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you
do after I didn't answer? Throw the phone
and run away?
It is hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think
you look funny on a horse.
No-one can whistle a symphony, it takes a
whole orchestra to play it.
I totally take back all those times I didn't want
to nap when I was younger.
People have never been individually
self-sufficient.
I think part of a best friend's job should be to
immediately clear your computer history if
you die.
I keep some people’s phone numbers in my
phone just so I know not to answer when
they call.
Nothing sucks more than that moment during
an argument when you realize you're wrong.
Map Quest really needs to start their directions
on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out
of my neighborhood.
What separates those who achieve from those
who do not is in direct proportion to one’s
ability to ask for help.
You moon the wrong person at an office party,
and suddenly you aren’t “professional”
anymore.
Teamwork is the fuel that allows common
people to attain uncommon results.
I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of
Word and it asks me if I want to save any
changes to my ten-page document that I
swear I did not make any changes to.
The best way to appreciate your job is to
imagine yourself without one.
You never know when it will strike, but
sometimes there comes a moment at work
when you just know that you aren't going to
get anything productive done for the rest of
the day.
A pat on the back is only a few vertebrae
removed from a kick in the pants, but is miles
ahead in results.
I hate leaving my house confident and looking
good and then not seeing anyone of
importance the entire day. What a waste.
The only place where success comes before
work is in the dictionary.
There is a great need for a sarcasm font.
Working together works.
Bad decisions make good stories.
Simply stated, it is less me and more we.
I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
None of us is as smart as all of us.
We are all in this together….
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