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Fatboy’s Charity Auction
Friday 8th March 2013
7.00pm
At
The Furnace
Commercial Road,
Swindon
Premiership Football
Weekend in Liverpool
All winning bidders must sign a pledge to
purchase the items they have successfully won.
Pete Ritson is co-ordinating payments.
Everton v Fulham
Saturday
27th April 2013
We have flexible arrangements re payments
and accept cash, cheque and also credit card
payments can be made through Just Giving.
Treat yourself to a weekend for two in Liverpool, taking in a
premiership football match as well as sampling the nightlife that
this city has to bring.
You can spread the payments if that’s easier
so long as you pay!
You will be bidding on 2 tickets for the Everton v Fulham match
where you will spend the afternoon watching David Moyes’
continue to work miracles with a limited budget and watch players
such as Fellaini, Leighton Baines and Jelovic as well as Dimitar
Berbatov.
Cheques must be made payable to
Fatboy’s Useful Cancer Charity Account
(or simply F.U.C.C.A.)
Then retire to the Novotel in Hanover Street in the city centre to
change and freshen up before hitting the town and drinking too
much alcohol, a good curry or kebab and then hoping to be sober
enough to fit in a bit of sexy time back at the hotel.
Obviously it’s best to get the
sexy time out of the way
before your husband or wife
return to the room!
A great weekend which would
set you back £200 normally.
Kindly donated by
Sue and Steve O’ Shea.
(Malmesbury Youth U-13s)
Personalised Occasional Cake
Meal for 4 at The Four Pillars,
Cotswold Water Park
Debbie Crawford is an excellent cake
maker with intricate designs.
Excludes wedding cake.
Kindly donated by Debbie Crawford
Kindly donated by the 4 Pillars and arranged by Sue Bond
He is the only male athlete in history to win both the
200 m and 400 m events at the same Olympics, a
feat he accomplished at the 1996 Summer Olympics
in Atlanta, Georgia. Johnson is also the only man to
successfully defend his Olympic title in the 400 m.
Aside from his Olympic success Johnson accumulated
eight gold medals at World Championships, and is
thus tied with Carl Lewis for the most gold medals
won by any runner in history.
Michael Johnson has run 200 m under 19.80 seconds
six times and he has run the distance in less than 20
seconds twenty-three times.
He holds nine of the top 50 200 m performances of all
time. Johnson has run twenty-two 400 m races in
under 44 seconds; he holds twenty-two of the top 50
and five of the top 10 400 m performances of all time.
Over the course of his career, he twice set the world
record in the 200 m, three times set the world record
as part of the 4 x 400 m relay team, twice set the
indoor 400 m world record, set the outdoor 400 m
world record once, and set the 300 m mark once.
Imagine how honoured he was to sign one of our
charity Rugby Shirts !
Kindly arranged by Sean Memory and Nick Ashley
A NIGHT FOR TWO AT
THE CUMBERLAND HOTEL,
BOURNEMOUTH
INCLUDING 3 COURSE EVENING MEAL
AND FULL BREAKFAST
SUNDAY 24TH MARCH 2013
Overnight stays in an art deco hotel overlooking Bournemouth's
beach. Highly ranked with Tripadvisor.
The stay includes
Accommodation in a Standard Double Room
3-course set-menu dinner in the Mirabelle Restaurant
(normally £50)
Full English breakfast for two
This would normally be pushing the £200 mark …….
The Cumberland Hotel is on the East Cliff, close to Bournemouth
town centre, the BIC, Pavilion Gardens and Surf Reef, plus the
beach is only a short walk away. Guests have complimentary use of
the spa facilities and indoor swimming pool at The Suncliff Hotel
next door.
Arranged by Fatboys
A SEASON MEMBERSHIP
FOR FISHING
There will be 2 individual season tickets passes
auctioned tonight at various stages.
There is normally about a three year waiting list
to apply for membership for this much sought
after location.
This is a 20 acre private lake in the Cotswold
Water Park and is not open to the general public.
It holds carp to around 40lbs, tench 9lbs, bream
over 15lbs, pike to 25 lbs and good sized perch
and roach.
The season runs from 16th June 2013 to 31st
March 2014.
Kindly Donated By Paul Mundy
A LONG WEEKEND IN A WEST WALES
HOLIDAY HOME
You are a bidding for a long weekend or
midweek break at ‘Sanditoes’ in the
beautifully tranquil West Wales coastal
town of Saundersfoot near Tenby.
‘Sanditoes’ is a detached bungalow in a
quiet elevated position. This 3 bedroomed
property sleeps 6 people.
A 10 minute walk down to the beach and
the centre of Saundersfoot village, with
great pubs and restaurants serving
excellent food, interesting shops, a lovely
family sandy beach and a busy harbour
with fishing boats, trip boats and most
water sports available.
Centrally located for all local attractions
with Heatherton Country Park on open all
year, Oakwood, Folly Farm and many more
all within a 10 minute drive
The dates of your stay can be negotiated
with the owner of the property but they
have stipulated that the dates definitely
cannot be in July or August.
3 SESSIONS WITH A
PERSONAL TRAINER
When we say ‘Sessions’ we are of course
referring to Fitness Sessions and nothing
of a more sexual nature (however…for a
fee…it could probably be arranged)
The first bonus is that the sessions are not
with any of the hunks currently making up
the Fatboys committee as lycra and beer
bellies just don’t cut it.
This is an assessment and two
further training sessions with a fully
qualified personal trainer-it would
normally set you back not far
off £100.
(Modelled by Mobes and Debz Ellender!)
Kindly donated by Tom Law
TENNIS BALLS SIGNED BY
ANDY MURRAY & ROGER FEDERER
Below we see the usual scenario……Roger
Federer, one of the greatest players of all time
beating Andy Murray, yet another Great
British Loser, to a major title.
In fairness, Federer did take pity on the
miserable sod and allow him to win the
Olympic Title.
So, we have one tennis ball signed by a legend,
and one signed by a miserable also-ran. If you
like Tennis…then this is lot for your attention.
Arranged by Fatboys
Kindly donated by Roy Perrett
BOW TIE WITH ENGLAND ROSE AND
NUMBER ‘4’ ON
(LIMITED EDITION FOR
MARTIN JOHNSONS TESTIMONIAL)
The former World Cup winning captain and
failed manager had a testimonial match for
which a commemorative bow tie was
produced with the (ahem..feeling sick now….)
English Rose and number 4 thereon.
A very rare limited edition item and a nice
commemoration of a formidable player.
Arranged by Fatboys
WEEKEND AT THE EXCLUSIVE 4* RURAL
RETREAT BEAUMONT HOUSE NEAR WINDSOR
Friday 10th May
to Sunday 12th May 2013
This classic English Countryside retreat is a 4* hotel near
Windsor and upon arrival you will receive a bottle of wine in
your room.
The deal is for 2 people and you will also be entitled to a 2
course dinner each night as well as full English Breakfast
each morning
You will also have access to the indoor swimming pool,
leisure club and the restaurants and bars.
This would normally be pushing the £450 mark.
Set in 40 acres of stunning gardens, the hotel is close to local
attractions such as Windsor Castle, Legoland and Thorpe
Park.
Or if you fancy indulging in some ‘me’ time, Windsor and
Eton are also ideal for shopping with an eclectic mix of highstreet names, designer boutiques and antique shops.
If your first love is food, in the nearby village of Bray visitors
will find the Michelin-starred Waterside Inn, Heston
Blumenthal's Fat Duck restaurant and Giancarlo Caldesi's
Caldesi in Campagna.
Arranged by Fatboys
2 TICKETS TO A
LONDON WASPS RUGBY MATCH
This entitles the winning
bidder to two tickets for any
home match for London
Wasps during the 2013 -2014
Season
Kindly donated by London Wasps RFC
A 3-TIER WEDDING CAKE OR CUP CAKE TOWER FOR
WEDDING OR OTHER SPECIAL OCCASION
£100 MARKS & SPENCER VOUCHERS
Following our appeal in local papers for auction
prizes, Kate Cupcake kindly came forward and
offered a
Try and grab yourself a bargain…..£100
worth of M&S Vouchers up for grabs.
3 tier wedding cake /
Celebration cake
or
100 cake Cupcake tower
with cutting cake.
This must be taken during 2013 and you must give
Kate plenty of notice as she gets booked up very
quickly.
These cost hundreds of pounds normally, so grab
yourself a very stand out celebration or wedding
cake.
Kindly donated by Kate Cupcake
A word of warning would be not to pay
more than £100 for this item, unless you
want to look like a financial chump!
SIGNED 2008 SQUAD
NEW ZEALAND ALL BLACKS SHIRT
You are bidding on a Fantastic squad signed New
Zealand All Blacks rugby Shirt. Size Large Adults
comes used in very good condition.
Signatures include:
Conrad Smith,
Andrew Hore,
Ali Williams,
Dan Carter,
Tony Woodcock,
Piri Weepu,
Stephen Donald,
Keven Mealamu,
Richie McCaw,
Corey Jane,
Mils Muliaina,
Sitiveni Sivivatu.
WEEKEND IN
FEDERATION HOUSE HOTEL,
LEATHERHEAD
This complex is situated a minute’s walk from
the rail station from where you can get a train
and be in London in 20 minutes.
This would make an excellent base for a
weekend in London or sampling the Surrey
countryside and towns.The complex has a
restaurant, bar and leisure facilities.
This would set you back at least £200
normally.
So if you fancy a ‘weekend in the smoke’ with
the family, a countryside weekend retreat or
a secret bolthole for a weekend of gratuitous
sex, food and wine (not necessarily in that
order) then this is for you.
Kindly arranged by Andy Bridge
This shirt will come with the certificate of
authenticity .
Arranged by Fatboys
A WEEK IN A COTTAGE IN NORMANDY, FRANCE
This is to be taken on dates to be negotiated with the owner
SIGNED & FRAMED PHOTOGRAPHS OF
LUIS SUAREZ AND SYLVAIN DISTIN
This cottage is situated in Reffuveille, Normandy between the towns of
Avranche & Mortains.
Being part of a small hamlet of houses, where guests are made to feel
welcome by the locals, La Roche offers comfortable rooms, good food & a
relaxing atmosphere.
During the summer months guests are welcome to use the secluded
gardens (sorry no sun beds available but you are welcome to bring your
own!).
On arrival you will find a complimentary welcome basket containing
bread/biscuits, milk, tea & coffee etc.
The surrounding area is full of pretty villages and the ferry ports of Caen &
Cherbourg are easily accessed by the motorway routes (N175 &
A84). Close by are some local facilities – a village shop, restaurant,
hairdressers, bakers & a church.
More shops and amenities can be found in the surrounding towns of
Mortains (10kms), St Hilaire (12kms) & Avranches (20kms)
. The Normandy & west coast beaches along with Brittany are not far
away and you are perfectly situated for sightseeing around the
Normandy area.
Genuine signed and framed pictures of
rival Liverpool-based players,
Luis Suarez of Liverpool and
Sylvan Distin of Everton.
They both come in frames and (also
contained within the frame are the
certificates of authenticity)
Kindly donated by a friend of Fatboys
Kindly donated by Everton & Liverpool
ENGLAND RUGBY SHIRT SIGNED BY NICK
EASTER, MARTIN JOHNSON, MIKE TINDALL
An XL sized England shirt signed by
some players England fans may be
familiar with.
Kindly donated by Andy Woodward
WALES V FRANCE
6 NATIONS 2012 PROGRAMME
SIGNED BY TOM JONES
ENGLAND RUGBY SHIRT SIGNED BY THE
2003 WORLD CUP WINNING TEAM
A genuine 2003 away kit shirt signed by the
World Cup Winning squad. This is a collector’s
item and I’ve seen these go for hundreds of
quids. This would look lovely when framed
and hanging in your home (unless you support
Wales, like me).
Signatures include
It was the last match of the 2012 Six Nations and Wales were
going for (yet another) Grand Slam.
One of our patrons was in hospitality and looks to his right
to see none other than ‘The Guvnor’ ..Sir Tom Jones !! He
had the presence of mind to grab his autograph on the
match programme and has kindly donated it to this
evening’s auction.
A programme lauding rugby legends signed by a pop legend.
And all of it Welsh…….what more could you want!
Kindly donated by Andy Woodward
Lawrence Dallaglio
Jason Leonard
Will Greenwood
Jason Robinson
Phil Vickery (pre-Master Chef)
Mike Tindall (pre- Royal Family)
Martin Johnson (pre-sacking as boss)
Neil Back
Comes with certificate of authenticity.
Arranged by Fatboys
HAVE A GO ON AN RAF
HERCULES FLIGHT SIMULATOR
(FOR 4 PEOPLE)
YOU CANNOT BUY THIS EXPERIENCE
IN ANY SHOP OR ONLINE.
This is a fantastic opportunity which
is not commercially available.
This is a trip for 4 people to the
Hercules Flight Simulator at Lyneham
where you will be shown the facility
and allowed to have a go yourselves.
Kindly arranged by Emma Spooner
Carl Lewis ELM 20
Cross Trainer
It’s not brand new but it
is hardly used and
awaiting collection from
Swindon by the winning
bidder.
It has a split in one of
the handles where it
has been knocked in a
garage but other than
that in perfect working
order and if you are
looking to grab yourself
a very cheap deal throw
a few quid our way and
it’s yours
Kindly donated by Tim and Karina North
YOU BAAAD WAAABIT !!
A DAY RABBIT HUNTING IN THE
COUNTRYSIDE !!
And keep your catch !
Valid for Winter 2013 – 2014
For 2 persons
WELSH FA BASEBALL CAP
SIGNED BY GARETH BALE
Gareth Bale is without doubt fast
becoming one of football’s most
talented players and is likely to be
ranked as one of, if not THE, best
player in the world this year.
You are bidding for a day out in the North Wilts /
South Glos countryside during which you will be
introduced to the art of ferreting!
You will be able to observe this unique art of
catching baaad waaabits and once the ferrets have
done their thing, you will be allowed to take some
of the said rabbits home where they will enjoy a
hot bath in the company of some carrots, assorted
vegetables and stock cubes.
A great day’s entertainment with a hearty reward
at the end!
Kindly donated by Dave ‘The Ferret’ Done
Not only does he have all that going
for him, but he is also Welsh, just as
most of the best players in the world
have been over the years.
Kindly arranged by Pete and Mandy Oldfield
WALES SHIRT SIGNED
BY RUGBY LEGENDS
GARETH EDWARDS,
JPR WILLIAMS AND
PHIL BENNETT
The shirt is new, with tags, sized mens XL. Both the
shirt and the autograph are in excellent condition.
Gareth Edwards, JPR Williams and Phil Bennett were
part the golden era of Welsh rugby during the 1970s,
where they were widely regarded as the best team in
the world. The trio were also part of the 1971 and
1974 victorious lions tours in New Zealand and South
Africa.
This represents your opportunity to own a piece of
rugby history, making it a great gift or investment.
The shirt was signed in a private signing session and
comes with photo proof and a certificate of
authenticity.
Arranged by Fatboys
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CHALET IN
COTSWOLD WATER PARK
LONG WEEKEND FRI/SAT/SUN NIGHT
The Chalet is located within the Cotswold Hoburne Leisure
Park, South Cerney, Gloucestershire.
The chalet unit is fully glazed with lots of heating making
it ideal for autumn and winter breaks
The Hoburne is situated on the Cotswold Water Park The
Water Park is made up of over one hundred small to large
reclaimed lakes.
ENGLAND FA PENNANT SIGNED BY
SIR TREVOR BROOKING
This is an official England FA Pennant which
has been signed by former England and West
Ham Legend Trevor Brooking.
Not sure what he does exactly these days but
it’s a nice item and he won’t be around forever
so think of it as an investment!
The 2 bedroomed chalet has all modern conveniences and
the Lakeside Club has numerous on-site facilities for both
adult and child leisure and a restaurant and bar facility.
Kindly donated by Nick Richards
Kindly donated by Stu McKie
SIGNED 2001 BRITISH & IRISH
LIONS SQUAD RUGBY SHIRT
Signed by the 2001 British and Irish
Lions team who toured Australia.
Signatures include
Martin Johnson
Brian O’Driscoll
Colin Charvis
Matt Dawson
Rob Howley
Keith Wood
Scott Quinnell
Lawrence Dallaglio
Neil Back
Andy Nicol
Ronan O’Gara
Jason Robinson
Comes with Certificate of Authenticity
Arranged by Fatboys
DYSON AMO 1 REVOLUTIONARY FAN
No, although it may look like one, this is not some form of sex
aid! It is the revolutionary bladeless fan from Dyson. The
cheapest we’ve seen these sell for online is £175.
Enjoy a pleasant cooling
breeze with the smooth,
uninterrupted airflow of the
Dyson AM01 Multiplier desk
fan.
This 12-inch fan boasts a
uniquely striking design, and
works very differently to
ordinary blade fans: using Air
Multiplier technology, the AM01 draws in the surrounding air
and amplifies it 15 times. As it has no blades, this fan is very
safe and supremely easy to clean.
Another unusual feature of the Dyson AM01 is its dimmerswitch power control, which allows you to precisely control
the amount of air dispersed by the fan. Take advantage of the
touch-tilt feature to direct cool air wherever you desire, and
let this Dyson fan evenly distribute the breeze with 90°
oscillation.
Dimensions :H 54.7 x W35.6 x D15.2cm
Kindly donated by Dyson and arranged by Jamie Sanders
TITLEIST ‘TOUR’ GOLF BAG
A Brand New unused Titleist 10.5inch
head Golf Bag
These retail around the £200 mark and
has been kindly donated for this
evening’s auction.
Signed by the 2010/2011 squad
So if you’re a golf fan and need a bigger
bag for your balls, then this could be
your opportunity to pick up a bargain !
Kindly arranged by Neil Grabe
Kindly donated by Vicky Barrett
NEW ZEALAND RUGBY SHIRT
SIGNED BY STARS OF THE 2011
WORLD CUP WINNING TEAM
An ultra rare signed change strip signed by
the mighty All Blacks team who went on to win
the 2011 trophy following Wales being
cheated out of it in the semi-finals by a
crooked referee.
Signatures include
Dan Carter
Richie McCaw
Sonny Bill Williams
Conrad Smith
Ali Williams
Graham Henry
And many more
Comes with Certificate of Authenticity
Arranged by Fatboys
A book signed by England’s most
capped player who has appeared
in several World Cups including
the 2003 tournament.
OPEN TOP BUS TOUR AROUND
BATH FOR UP TO 50 PEOPLE
Ok…you may be wondering what you can do with this one, but
think of it in this way…. You could have a team-building day or
works ‘do’ or a trip out with loads of your friends and family, a
kids birthday party or club outing…….Bus trip followed by pub
trip…getting it ?
Designated as a World Heritage Site by UNESCO, Bath is home
to some of the finest architectural sights in Europe: including
the Royal Crescent, the Circus and Pulteney Bridge alongside one
of the UK's leading attractions-the Roman Baths, which have
been described as the finest Roman remains in Northern Europe.
As a renowned Georgian city, few places share such impeccable
historic credentials with the unique experience of bathing in
Britain's only natural thermal spa-Thermae Bath Spa.
Sit back, relax, and enjoy the sights!
You will be picked up at Terrace Walk or Grand Parade in Bath
and then do back to back City Tours and Skyline Tours which will
take about 90 – 120 minutes with your own private tour guide.
This would be from a date mid-September 2013 onwards to be
negotiated with the company via Fatboys Charity Committee
member Dave Salter.
This would normally cost around £600 for a private organisation
to arrange.
Kindly arranged by Dave Salter and donated by Martin Curtis of
The Bath Bus Co
The 2003 World Cup Final in Australia saw
Jonny Wilkinson kick the win at the death
and win the trophy for England.
This is a programme from that game signed
by the man who kicked the
winner…….now…call me a betting man…but I
think this will be worth quite a few quid in
years to come.
Arranged by Fatboys
SIGNED 2005 BRITISH AND IRISH LIONS JERSEY
Captained by Brian O’ Driscoll and managed by Bill Beaumont and Clive
‘The Weasel’ Woodward, the British & Irish Lions took the best in their
respective countries to the other end of the world to face the All
Blacks.
It proved to be an unmitigated disaster with O’Driscoll being
controversially injured two minutes into the first test and the Lions lost
every Test Match on the tour, the first time this had happened in 22
years
However, they still found time to sign a few shirts and with squad
members such as
Jonny Wilkinson
Brian O’ Driscoll
Paul O’Connell
Geordan Murphie
Dennis Hickie
Martyn Williams
Gavin Henson
Jason Robinson
Will Greenwood
Josh Lewsey
Shane Williams
Chris Cusiter and
Ryan Jones
This is still a nice memento of the tour and a great Lions team
(well…great on paper !)
Arranged by Fatboys
SIGNED WELSH RUGBY
SHIRT BY 2007 SQUAD
This shirt was the 2007 Welsh squad shirt
and has been signed by many of the
players from that squad including Shane
Williams, Martyn Williams and many
others.
Former Captain and manager Martin Johnson
has signed this Rugby World Cup book.
They had won the Grand Slam in 2005 and
gone through a bit of a bad patch but
were emerging once more and this squad
went on to win the Grand Slam again in
2008.
Kindly donated by Rich Jones
Arranged by Fatboys
ENGLAND RUGBY WORLD
CUP BOOK SIGNED BY
JASON ROBINSON
MINI RUGBY BALL SIGNED
BY LAWRENCE DALLAGLIO
A mini rugby ball signed by former
England Captain Lawrence Dallaglio
Former bad boy and born-again Christian,
Jason Robinson, made the move from Rugby
League to Rugby Union with ease and went
on to great success
Arranged by Fatboys
Kindly donated by Steven Savory
We’re half
way!!
Thanks for your
support!

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